• EXTREMELY RARE-REAL DEAL "INDIE", TOTALLY HOME MADE CD-R album 24 tracks, fun strange art

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  It's a home spun CD case that's shaped like a piece of bread/toast, decorated both sides (two variations 2-A is the "Fruit Striped" cover and CD-r 2-B is the Toasted and Frosted. Their both pretty similar, but there's a bit of choice in there, or maybe indecisive confusion??? hmmm hope not...But everything is pretty much uniquely decorated within similar styles and themes, the CD's are hand painted and decorated as well. Every case/cover is a little modified and customized from all the others. So there's the two basic but slightly different from each other -styled templates, but each and every case no matter from template A or B they are all decorated slightly or maybe alot different...No matter what, each one is unique. $15. (+$5.oo for shipping charge of JUST the hard copy alone. PLUS!!! Add $5 more for the addition of a "magic-Guild Glitter Glow sticker" and BONUS "Mom's favorite fridge magnet" showcasing several half naked MWBM boys.....all in a package array along with the CD and cover) (that's gonna total $25.00 for the full package.
  
  Includes unlimited streaming of "TOASTED"::: A HOTT Fresh Slice of Bread! 24 toaster smokin' milky-whey fiber filled sweet buttery slices of maximum caffeinated hard core breakfast rawk via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  In the USA please add additional $10.00 if you also want a cardboard white bread flavored hard copy and send $30. if you want the full package of a magic powered "Guild Glitter Glow" Sticker (which I sell for no less than $5. all by themselves. Plus I'm throwing in a most excellent looking "MOM's favorite fridge mag" rectangular shaped refrigerator magnet of My White Bread Mom with a most bodacious photo of the band jamming live on stage at their once home base music club in Chillicothe Ohio, the Blue Monk music and coffee punk rock café (used to sit there right next to the Irish bar "Cross Keys" which is now in that pool table and restaurant space. The photo was from the Maximum Rock n Roll interview and center spread in an issue from 1996...You can order the hard copy and stickers directly from me through PayPal (cgmead@yahoo.com) or sending a check to C.G. Meadia: Sound Art Media) or yeah, PLAY IT DANGEROUSLY and send me some cash in the mail (in an extremely well undisclosed well sealed package please. $15. (+$5.for shipping) for just CD, $30. for CD, sticker and magnet package.
  And if outside the United States (like Europe) it cost about $20.00 in shipping fees for me to mail a small package this size. So if you really want it and you are over in Europe please add additional$15 + $20 = $35. for shipping charges....(sounds grotesquely outrageous to me though JEEEEEZ)
  
  
  Each of the actual original CD-R album covers are made from recycled cardboard, cut and shaped like a piece of thick hole-filling nutritious delicious piece of Bread. Half of them are covered in sweet fruity Jelly, Jam, and Marmalade, (hard tiny seeds, that get stuck in the cavities, those dark highways and bi-ways of the ginger-bread-vitus-man's hot spicy sweet n nicely assault on your tooth namil. At any rate along with the gooey fruity peck'(er)ton that's some honestly still thing it to be a VERY nutritious natural part of the fruit pulp seed sack. AAAAAAND its still visible in the yummy sticky fruit goop). I really don't know what any of that means except I just lost a hundred dollars on instant scratch-00fs and except that it's called...well....it's called it's called it's called
  It's called the "Fruit Striped" edition. But that's (currently) just one of the hand created original art themes.......
  And the other cover is from a different wheat bread mother (Hey, we're not at all pre-juice-dissed or dick-sriminuting around here towards absolutely anyone, and everyone, we still occasionally get with some healthy dark wheat bread, and WE LIKE IT TOO. High n Dry Rye bread would be another interestin'.....ANYWAY its (the OTHER currently themed piece of cardboard shaped like a slice of bread artwork...well it's called the "Ice Frosted" edition. So far only 3 have been produced in 2022/23. So these are EXTEMELY LIMITED all hand made from cardboard (sourced from local stankin DUMPSTERS....some might have REAL actual goo on some them) and also the interiors are lined high quality, unbleached, smooth as yer gurls bottom- COFFEE FILTERS, Extra protection to the CD liner notes paper that's folded up around the actual CD-r. It's ALL home grown around here folks. But Thay's also knuckle gruntin hard worked with the highest quality (hopefully) permanent markers (purchased from.....ah who the fuck even knows if they were purchased. Dudn't matter anyways... The original was conceived and a double hand full was made. That was back in the late 90's and early 2000's
  The featured songs are still currently the same (24 treks from 3 bands somewhere between fairly and semi related, sorta like most of my fam...) however that's always subject to modification potentially as I like to infuse a lot of variability in these sort of handcrafted art adventures....constantly modifying as they go, along their weirdly wooded path, as YES INDEED each unique little punky pop tarts enjoy being fondled by YOUR soft Jerkens lotion conditioned monkey pawed meat beaters....ha ha, just a kiddin, we don't rightly enjoy having our dry, chewy, slices of toast (that taste exactly like cardboard this time, no overly dramatic complaining at Frisch's Big Boy to the Waitress about your toast being too dry, n burned. THESE BABY"S REALLY ARE, Dry, SCORCHED, BURNED even. But ah heck, I may just buckled down n also make some posters of one form errr nuther...of maybe one of my paintins and possibly design some unique handcrafted stickers( I mean at some point, but not just yet....let me know if that's sumdin you'd be intersted in...I"M SERIOUS NOW!!! GET AT ME....Because like I said, But neither of those yet exists for this project. But in all reality they right could. And if yer wantin to get one of the EXTEMELY limited (currently) slice of cardboard bread with the CD (of the same treks of course) Let me know. Gonna hafta charge yee tho an additional $10.00. So if I charge yee 10 duckaroos fro the digital download of this Chris's comp. fand 10 more for the actual bread crust too, that'd bee twenty smackaroonies total. Ya'll then have the digi to rawk n roll yer country clunker to out there on 3 Locks at Dead Mans, and then you'll have the real deal too, as a sweet collectors item. I'd say here in Bidens' world of funny money..(extra FUNNY) $20. hibjibs fur the package deal is more than werth it. Otherwize ya'll just be stuck with these here songs to play, while wishin ya had the REAL DEAL TOO> ... more
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